Glossary

Blog: A type of informational content that is as outdated as DVD.
Algorithm gods: Arbitrary, insatiable, goal-changing fckd-ed beings whose asses you have to kiss, lick etc. in order to be anything in any capacity in our current world..
Captions: If images are worth a thousand words, why the eff do I need captions!!!!
(This is probably not an original quote, note to self, to find reference)
Hashtags: Do they? Don’t they? Yet another decision the Algo gods can’t make.